what uppppppp??

Hello my phantom internet friends. Apologies on my tardiness of a post. Lately my time is fully consumed by the nugs and my booming photog biz. Ok it's not quite booming, but I've made some monies and isn't that what life is all about? No? Oh ok. Anyway, today I'd like to discuss something that I don't believe I've ever blogged about before: something my son is good at and enjoys. I know this may sound harsh, but at least I don't pour hot sauce down his throat. Psycho. That lady is probably the anonymous that thinks I don't love my son. Sorry, let's move forward. I often blog about things my son hates and rejects. For example: the car, the nap nanny, my boobs, life in general. To the moms that lied and told me it gets easier: you lied. But in your defense, your child probably wasn't in the same category as mine. Lately he fusses from nap time to nap time. I don't know if his teeth are being stupid and making him mad or if his lack of mobility is pissing him off. Or is he's just so bored with me all day. Anyway, while he hates alot of things, he takes after his dad in one area and loves LOVES his naps. I hear alot of moms complain about their poor nappers and while we did go through a phase, I'm happy to report he now gets that sleep is a friend and we need it. He takes two 2 hour naps a day (usually. unless my mom is watching him and he only sleeps 45 mins. because he can't wait to go hang out with grandma again. seriously, i think he wants me to go work full time so he doesn't have to hear my horrible singing AGAIN). So thank you son, for giving me 4 hours a day to wash B's dress clothes (conversation this morning before B left for work: B: do you think you could wash my dress clothes? I'm about out of shirts. A: Oh, do you not know how the washer works? B: looks at me pissy A: (this wasn't spoken, it was thought in my head) now I feel like a d-bag. Of course I'll wash your shirts. It's part of my job as a SAHM. Luh you. But of course I didn't say it out loud. That would be too nice and respectful.), wash bottles, plan our new healthy diet (post on that soon. it'll make you laugh for reals), watch amazing wedding cakes, KUWTK (if you don't know what that is, you need to watch more reality TV), chitter with my new bff Khloe Odom Kardashian (nbd), and maybe MAYBE dust or vacuum, but probably not.
Well, I'm sure you'll all be pissed to know there are no pictures in this post. Sorry I'm not sorry. I have a lot on my plate. And I think Fried Green Tomatoes is on right now...gotta run. And by "run" I mean continue sitting on my butt in front of the TV and complain about why I'm still fat.
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