PEOPLE. Get ahold of yourselves, PLEASE.

I know all 5 of my faithful readers have been getting the shakes everyday because they haven't had my hilar blog to read in like a week. I have a family people, you need to calm down. Things have been Krazee around here, with a capitol K. Mostly all photography related, and because I don't want this blog to turn into a photography blog (SARAH), I'll just give you updates on our lives.
Update #1: C still hates being predictable. Typically his night looks a little something like this- bath/eat/bed around 10:00, wake up around 7:00a.m. to eat, back to sleep, wake up around 9:30. This was a schedule I could get on board with. Then Monday he went and did something TOTES crazy. He slept from 10:00 p.m. until 9:15 A.M. Like, without eating until 9:15. What? Awesomesauce is what that is (that was for you, Missy) Then last night happened. Schedule: 9:30 bedtime, up THREE TIMES around 11:30 needing to be bounced, asleep until 3:30 when he got up TWICE. We had to let him cry for awhile because he wanted to be up and chatting and again, this was not going to happen in my house. He finally slept until 7:30. F. The kid keeps things interesting, that's fo sho.
Update #2: STILL NO TEETH.
Update #3: Still not mobile
Update #4: He's carrying on a love affair with his feet. The second I lay him on his back, or when I get him out of his sleep sack, the legs go up and he grabs his feet. He. Loves. His. Feet. I actually do too. They're pretty much the best things ever.
Update #5: He's tried about every fruit under the sun and loves them all. Even prunes. Vom. He's finally graduated to a high chair, such a big boy.
Update #6: I think my heart might burst out of pure love for this kid. Pretty sure he gets cuter after every nap, even if the nap only lasts 30 minutes. Enough serious crap though.
Update #7: B goes to a nascar race for a whole weekend in September and I'm hugely not looking forward to it. Please judge him and throw things at him.
Update #8: The state fair is about to start and I'm probs looking forward to it a little too much. Serious though, you can't beat the fair crowd. Or the food. You know it's true.
Update #9: Our windows are currently open and AC off. B doesn't know this yet. He'll be pissed when he gets home.
Update #10/shameless plug: HIRE ME TO TAKE YOUR PICTURES. I know that sounds pitiful and I apologize, sort of. But for reals, I'm cheap and decent {that's what she said} and love LOVE this new business venture. I get all giddy about my next photoshoot and actually enjoy editing. Go ahead and "like" my facebook page. And then jump over to my photography blog. Go ahead. We're done here. Hope this was enough of a fix for you junkies and creepers out there.