Winner winner chicken dinner

Well, it's a tie.
Jessicat828 and hanban7 commented at the EXACT same time.
Unfortunately I only have one of these to give away so they'll have to duke it out...







What? You want to know what it is?







You're going to be very excited to learn that you've won...........

THIS GIANT PIECE OF CRAP!! YAY!!

Now, one of you HAS to take him because that's part of winning, so sorry. Here are some things you should know about your new pet: you have to stand next to him while he eats or he'll walk around the house crying like a little girl, he will barf on your beige carpet, your home will now be covered in stupid cat hair. Best of luck to you in this new journey.

Thanks for playing! Message me with your address and I'll overnight him so you can start bonding bright and early in the morning when he decides it's time for him to eat. You get no say.