Underwhelmed and things that smell so bad it should be illegal

So, my son doesn't get excited about many baby toys. He's usually like "eh, I'm way too cool for this piece of plastic that rattles so I'll just shove it in my mouth and slobs all over it." There are a couple things that peak his interest for about 5 minutes though.

1. Play mat. Now I know Sarah is gagging right now at all the primary colors but whatev, he likes it so it stays. The top white thing plays the same annoying songs over and over but he doesn't seem to mind. It also turns these little birds around in circles that he finds incredibly fascinating. He likes the hangy things and we usually can kill about 15-20 minutes on this thing.

2. This is his new bestie. His tummy crinkles and C thinks that's pretty cool. He puts any part of the dog in his mouth. It makes him smile which makes me smile because he's not crying. Yay.

That's pretty much it these days. He's almost to the exersaucer stage so that'll be like a whole new world. Here are some things that excite most babes, but completely underwhelm my babe.

1. The swing. I mean I think this face says it all: "get me out or I'll blow out my diaper in this white cloth swing" but he was a trooper and stayed in there for about 5 minutes.

He even let monkey hang out with him but that didn't help much.

2. Let us not forget about the ridculously boring kiddie pool. Clearly he's ready for the high dive. And it doesn't help when Max steals his water

Ok, onto smelly things that make me gag. Naturally you would think it's poop but no. It's actually his formula. Whenever I clean out a formula bottle and forget to hold my breath, I about drop to the floor and pass out. I don't understand how C can actually eat this crap. It literally smells worse than the liquid stinkfest that happens in his diaper. Kinda makes me wonder what the H they put in that stuff....

In sleeping news: C hates it again. Here's our nighttime sched: asleep around 10:00, awake at 2:00 (usually on his back with one or both arms out of his swaddle, crying), awake again at 3:00 (same deal), awake around 4:45-5:00 when I finally feed him. During the day he does his 30 minute crap. Not sure what to do, but this mama needs sleep or someone's going to get hurt. And Milo is just asking for it...